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PAY ATTENTION LADIES!!! Here Are The 23 Rules For Dating A Musician.


1.       Don’t try to be the “manager”, do not get involved with band business, that Is for the band.
2.       Don’t ask his bandmates for relationship advice.
3.       Do not complain when your(insert holiday)date gets cancelled because a date has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even valentines day!
4.       *** its not mandatory you are at every show.
5.       Do not get jealous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one buying the CDS and the merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember you get to go home with him!
6.       Babies don’t make men quit bands. …especially if you are a groupie.
7.       No, the band does not want you to go on a tour with them. Like you going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months straight!?
8.       Don’t make the following introduction. Hi! I’m ____. My boyfriend is in ____.
9.       Don’t follow him around at show like a lost puppy, he is taking care of business, find your own crowd.
10.   Don’t go to band practice (unless invited). And its normal to have practice more than once in a week.
11.   Do not assume everyone loves your boyfriend’s band.
12.   Don’t make out with other band members girlfriends at a bar. Save that for the after party.
13.   Don’t turn yourself into a walking flyer for your boyfriend’s band. The shirt is fine, but must you break out the hat, the hoodie, AND the stickers on your ass?
14.   No rumpshaka dances during his show, that is unless your man is in 2 Live Crew.
15.   Do not change your style based on the type of band you date. Going from preppy to Nu to hardcore shows you are not your own individual.
16.   If he calls while out on the road, do not complain about when he is coming home. You are lucky he is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food.
17.   Never say anything negative about your man’s band that you cannot say to him. It will only come back to bite you in the ass.
18.   If you are a stripper, keep work on the pole, not at shows. Not everyone wants to know victoria’s secret.
19.   Never cause a fight right before your man goes on stage. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the show.
20.   If they have a show out of town, don’t drive just so you and your boy can have “alone time”. Because you want to “talk”
21.   Don’t buy your man a new instrument so he and his band mates can match. Its metal core, not fashion core.
22.   You cannot drink on the band’s tab! Buy your own!(also don’t get so drunks that you embarrass your boyfriend and his bandmates).
23.   Keep the band separate from your everyday life. That’s your boyfriend’s passion ,find your own


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